Work Vacation!

So...

My boss went on vacation.

I was really excited for the trip

I mean- being her assistant and all
I assumed that she would need me to drink cocktails with her on the beach...

So before our trip, my boss sat me down at work for a little vacation meeting.

She handed me a list--
I figured it was a list of things to pack

you know...

sunscreen
bathing suit

good books

fingernail clippers.

However,

None of those things were on my list
Do you know what was on my list?

A bunch of work stuff like...

work.

and stuff.
Naturally, I was confused

I mean...

She clearly handed me someone elses list.
I was about to point out the mistake

when she said

"well, see you in a week. Goodbye!"

A WEEK!

GOODBYE?

What was she going to do on vacation without me?

I mean...

Who was she going to drink cocktails with?

I quickly pulled myself together and attempted to play it cool as I waved her goodbye.
I stuffed my fully packed suitcase under my desk and slipped my sunglasses back into my purse.

I turned to Anne, my other boss--

And I noticed that she too was slipping her sunglasses back into her purse--
clearly, she was just as shocked as I was that she was not invited on the trip.
It was then that we realised...

With our boss gone... we didn't need to leave the office to go on vacation....

So, we mixed ourselves some cocktails...

Kicked up our feet.
And took a vacation right in the office!

Who needs to go to Mexico?

Not us.

We're too busy vacationing...at WORK!

(just don't tell my boss.)