How to fix a car:

Ok everyone... or anyone who reads this thing...
I have an important news item to share:

Did you know

That people who drive cars,

Have to look both ways before crossing the street?

Otherwise- their car will end up like this:

Smooshed
Like...mine.

Ok- but in my defense, I really did look both ways..
Because I know that rule...I took driver's ed and everything, I promise!

But I guess I didn't look good enough because clearly...

There was someone else already trying to drive in the road.
Oops.

Life experience: Car Accident--CHECK

But anywho-the point is- my car just...
isn't the same.

See?
My door is about to fall off!
And also, the part that is supposed to go around my tire-
It's not doing that anymore..

So- I called my dad.
Dad's can fix anything.
Hearing my distress my dad jumped on a ferry and dashed to my rescue.
Er- well, my cars rescue anyways.
And my dad, being a dad and all- I figured he would bring all the correct tools to fix my car with.
But all he brought was...

A SLEDGEHAMMER!!!

Oh, and also- Duck tape.
And I'm thinking to myself....Duck tape?
This is a car dad!
You can't just tape it back together!
What's next, a glue stick?

So naturally...I was a little hesitant about his methods...

But he is a dad...

So--I put aside my reservations--

Slapped a piece of duck tape onto my dying door,

and took some notes.

Here are 3 simple steps to a better car:

Step one...

Find a sledgehammer.

You're Uncle probably has one.

Step two: Make an angry face

And try to lift the sledgehammer.

Then give the sledgehammer to your dad because that thing is heavy.

Step 3:

Jump on your car.

Like this.
If the car doesn't hit the tire when you jump...
YOU DID IT!

So..
I'm basically a mechanic now.

If you need any help with your car...
I will hit it with a hammer for you.

Oh and also...

As it turns out:

Duck tape--really does fix everything.

Even cars.