North Pole Pen Pal

BIG NEWS!!!
Biggest news I've ever had in my whole entire LIFE!
Even bigger than Santa's boogers on my coffee table!!
I know....
Hard to believe that there even could be any bigger news.
But, life surprises you sometimes.

Ok. Let me begin the story.
About a month ago, I wrote a letter to Santa Claus.
My first letter ever.

Since it was my first, I had to make sure everything was perfect.
So I wrote it inside of a magical fort...

With my two good friends, Jennie and Mark.

We took our Santa letters very seriously, and even dressed up to deliver them to the nearest mailbox.

We walked for blocks and couldn't find a single mailbox!
Not even at the library!
We almost put our letters in the book return box out of desperation...
But alas!
We finally found a mailbox...
An old abandoned mailbox... in the middle of nowhere.
But, a mailbox is a mailbox.
So we put our letters in with the faith that they would be delivered to the north pole.

And....

THEY WERE!!!

Not only did Santa get my letter.....

HE WROTE ME BACK!!!!

I think Santa Claus is a fourth grader from Alaska...

Who knew!

All this time I thought he was an old man.

Santa Snot

Good news everyone!
SANTA CAME TO MY HOUSE!!!

And you wanna know what he left me???

Magic Snot!

That's right. Santa sneezed magic boogers all over my table!!

Do you see it? It's all over the table!

I scooped all the snot into an envelope and I'm going to save it FOREVER!
However, I didn't save all of it.
Jennie and I sprinkled each other with the magic boogers and you know something? I think it worked because I was able to eat just as much, if not more than Santa would.

It was MAGIC!!!

I hate it when you're too full to eat mass amounts of delicious food. That happened to me on Christmas Eve, and I was kinda upset about it...
But not on Christmas! Santa really saved the day!

I'll have to save the magic snot for next time I go to a party with really great food-- now that I know what it's effects are.